internetexplorers:

I want to meet you guys in real life but I don’t want you guys to meet me in real life

buttermilkqueen:

buttermilkdad:

buttermilkqueen:

this is my castle u cant come in

im respecting your privacy by knocking on the door to your castle but asserting my fatherly authority by coming in anyway 

god fucking damn it dad

when a thing does the thing

kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

(Source: theonethatsnothikaru)

#the boy who stayed at school over christmas break because his best friend didn’t have a home

roseriku:

ratherdielaughing:

thepercypottergames:

tomdefisting:

brucejennertalia:

niggerblog:

katyperrysgreatesttits:

androry:

This Katy Perry song is weird.

why did i listen to this whole thing

such a great valentines day song

why am I laughing so hard

what am i doing

lol why am i peeing

I relate to this song because I’m a bagger at a grocery store.

I AM A PLASTIC BAG.

(Source: rorypan)

calibornsfabulouseyelashes:

loliyanderesha:

cry cry cry

ouch vriska i feel pain looking at her

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

grandparents making sex jokes

nine-year-olds making sex jokes

nine-year-olds

NINE

NEIN

(Source: thelostie)