I want to meet you guys in real life but I don’t want you guys to meet me in real life
this is my castle u cant come in
im respecting your privacy by knocking on the door to your castle but asserting my fatherly authority by coming in anyway
god fucking damn it dad
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
This Katy Perry song is weird.
why did i listen to this whole thing
such a great valentines day song
why am I laughing so hard
what am i doing
lol why am i peeing
I relate to this song because I’m a bagger at a grocery store.
I AM A PLASTIC BAG.
cry cry cry
ouch vriska i feel pain looking at her
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes