thatsmyham:

whAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK 

GO AWAY 




thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.




aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.




princeowl:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

atheistj:

Movie Producers be like: “Female led movies just aren’t as successful as male led movies.”

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$170 million worldwide!

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Are you seriously under the impression that movie producers have never thought female led movies will make them money?

these movies span from the beginning of cinema to today, i could find twice as many major movies with men in them from the last three years

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crystallized-teardrops:

phases of a student

  • does homework as soon as you get it 
  • worried about being caught copying homework
  • doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
  • too lazy to even copy from others



  • me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
  • me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*



its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS




calebtdenecour:

Just played some Star Wars theme music with bells on this bad boy! (at Domtoren)

calebtdenecour:

Just played some Star Wars theme music with bells on this bad boy! (at Domtoren)